Diet is "Die" with a "t"

The little Buddha laughs.

Yes, I should diet. I want to look good in my itty bitty navy striped bikini (no polka dots for me, thank you). I know I'm not technically overweight, but I have a little gut! A Buddha belly! Ick. Yes, the little Buddha laughs...

It's too bad that I don't find that extra pudge attractive. There are many versions and tales of Buddha, but in one Thailand tale he is such an attractive man that other men want to take him for a wife. Well, he couldn't have that, so he disguised himself as a fat monk. That'll keep the guys away. It's a good life lesson; moral of the story: to keep any sex away, gain weight. And join the clergy.